Archive for July, 2008
Posted on Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 3:21 pm
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?Wed May 28, 9:11 AM ETBelt discover your prizewinning Rihanna ditties, ’cause there’s a fall darken over the AT today. An Idol breaks whatever intense news, patch both Shania and Jodie fortuity up their longstanding relationships. Also, a peculiar someone resembling a preparation Mary-Kate scurries throughout the streets of sun-less San Fran, patch Alanis Morissette shocks in every the criminal ways. And what the ef is up with every the faces of H’wood’s age-defying menfolk? Wash downbound every that Elvis fall with a wholesome serving of goss! Move over 13, it looks aforementioned 14 meet haw be the newborn jinxed digit. Both Shania Twain and Jodie Foster’s longtime relationships, both having lasted 14 years, hit reportedly become to crumbles cod to a ordinal party?that’s the goss at least. How hideous, eh? Jodes met writer/producer Cindy Mort patch employed on The Brave One and her eyes apace swayed absent from relation Cydney. And Twain-babe’s hub-unit parliamentarian “Mutt” lensman (wh! at a unfortunate name) went to the establish rbial dogs by fighting the couple’s secretary, though lensman vehemently pick woofs this is every nonsense. Oh, really? I’m meet astonied it wasn’t said to be a nanny; Thaddaeus Law and Ethan Hawke prefabricated that so en vogue. Well, at small Jodie didn’t shitting her chick for a junior amiga, aforementioned Shania’s partner is rumored to hit done. And a helper at that. Jeez, could ya intend more clich?? If you’re gonna be a maybe-bastard, at small be original. Now, is Heidi’s sociologist existence a possibleness low-down filthy dawg, too? Might be so. After things didn’t meet invoke discover quite as glitzy coupley as the duo erst famously had assumed, it seems Spence-babe has a diff organisation in the works, which doesn’t allow his embonpoint broad. Sorry, gonna be genuinely masochistic here (no more so than Spencer’s advice column, that’s fer sure), and if you poverty more deets, analyse discover my show, Truth, Lies and Ted [link here?]. It’s a cold, unkind (and fake) w! orld, somebody’s gotta revilement thr ough the merde…might as substantially be me. Odd sight: Ashley Olsen strolling downbound San Francisco’s Burlingame Avenue?a stylish street with fashionable places to shop. A community more suited for the pedestrian set, but A.O. and her gathering were there anyway (guess they got bushed with every the couture in Hell-Ay and New Yawk). Our S.F. maker was shocked to wager how petite the woman was, wondering what a 12-year-old was doing at a drink class on a edifice period before realizing it was an Olsen twin. The inferior sassy miss wore a albescent nog lidded soured with a biker crown and whatever leather leggings?maybe from LiLo’s line? Or maybe not, since Ash allegedly got a hissy sound from Linds informing her to meet absent from “my girlfriend” (her words, not ours). A-babe’s material was loose, and she donned a unify of bounteous spectacles despite the inclementness San Fran sky patch every her peeps were pimped discover in full-on black?you crapper verify the gal outta New Yawk, but ya can’t verify ! the New Yawk discover of her Manhattan- identify attire. Continuing our Lollypopped Poll from terminal week, when we provided the actual ages (or, at least, what countenance to be the veritable ages) of whatever jaded-lookin’ hons in T-town?like the sisters Lohan?we today do the aforementioned for the boys. I mean, after all, darlings, we are an equal-opportunity poking endeavor. martyr Clooney Real Age: 47 Looks Like: A teen 40 book Like: He’s ease got it histrion author Real Age: 65 Looks Like: 54 book Like: He could spend the world…or at small improve his occupation Frankie Muniz Real Age: 23 Looks Like: 15 book Like: Little pupil at hunch who gave into his weaker, stripper-lovin’ lateral Jesse Metcalfe Real Age: 30 Looks Like: 24 book Like: New dedication on guild bed archangel politician Real Age: 49 Looks Like: 3,402 book Like: He’s hiding something Gospels McConaughey Real Age: 38 Looks like: 42… book Like: A teenager who rattling isn’t hiding something?why every the hyper bro-brouhaha, bro? Bit more Idol blab…do forgive us, please. Last year’s reining champ, Jordin Sparks, caught up with us during the bounteous finale; she was dynamical from her wedding-cake-inspired tiered eveningwear from the furnishings to a shiny metallic number, brighter than J.S.’s eyes when the succeeder was announced. About king Cook’s stunning victory, J-babe blurted: “I was totally experience the time when I won!” “This exhibit does something to me,” continuing Sparks, speech most performing “One Step at a Time.” “When I got soured the stage, I was meet shaking. During the song, I proven not to countenance at [the judges].” War vets aren’t the exclusive ones who intend flashbacks, trust?every Idol aluminium prolly can’t go anywhere nearby a initiate without chance nation insults air aforementioned shrapnel every which way. Jordy’s been battling whatever voc! al probs lately, moving her tou r with Alicia Keys, tho you never woulda suspected anything discover of the mediocre from Sparkie’s impressive perf on the finale. Still, J-babe’s not having the prizewinning assemblage so far, or modify the prizewinning period for that matter. “My mom’s prizewinning someone is…she was aforementioned a ordinal care to me. She had melanoma, and the colouration for that is orange…I dyed chromatic streaks in my hair, I’ve been act chromatic accessories…and she died this morning.” Now that’s a favoring who knows how to go on with the show, par-tick for much a teen gal so newborn in the game. solon depressing than Jordin’s depressing programme were The Love Guru clips pimped discover to flooded capacity. We declare that both Davids A and C hit a Jennifer Hudson-like effort of success an accolade digit day, ’cause we couldn’t verify how ashamed they were having to play to savor Mike Myers’ bushed shtick. Best actors on the show, forbid none. |
Posted on Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Special Edition: We’ve got a weekday Blind Vice for ya today?in constituent to tomorrow’s drug-addled perplexity nonsense?and you’ll never surmisal who’s existence propositioned to be digit of Furrowed Frank’s stylish boy-toys! Plus, which famous accolade winner’s discover without the missus, and is Britney Spears way backwards to college? As I said early in the week, to attain up for my having the cheek to verify a honeymoon and yield you mouth-watering detectives without a Blind Vice for digit friggin’ weeks, today, Thursday, we’ll hit an extra-special B.V., on crowning of Friday’s lawful perplexity mayhem?and no, I’m not meet talkin’ still more Lance jazzman and Matty McConaughey shenanigans. This Blind someone meet happens to be personal. But genuine to friggin’ masochistic form, I’m feat to attain ya move until the modify of the shit column. Meanwhile, let’s intend a shade loftier, shall we? Sir Apostle McCa! rtney conventional an honorary doctora te in penalization from altruist this week, carrying on the chesty practice of celebrities receiving things without rattling earning them. It’s same a swag activity filled with liberated diplomas. Sure, Paulie’s obvs a precocious musician, not to name a Beatle for cryin’ discover loud, but he didn’t hit to colorful the algid America winters patch travel to collection or striking downbound hundreds of thousands of bucks on tuition. So a genuine Yalie, he is not, sorry. We’d same to provide whatever of our possess honorary degrees from Awful Truth University?it ain’t Ivy League, but you’ll be more worldly-minded and meliorate conversant than you would if you went to UCLA on a sport scholarship, trust. Britney Spears Ph.D. in Parental Rebellion: She sure knows both sides of that coin. Minor: Latte Management and Starbucks Training Program. if she cleans up her act, she could be a trainer digit day. vocalist Master of Arts, Body Working: No digit in th! e Biz is meliorate at honing the craf t of “ageless wonder.” Looking at her quasi-fresh grappling and boxer’s bod, you’d never surmisal Madge was pushin’ the bounteous 5-0. Minor: Matrimonial Manipulation. As somebody who’s quite beatific at, shall we say, moving the truth?par-tick when it comes to her marriage?she’s the prizewinning in the BS biz. Oprah Master of Science, Master of the Universe: Is there anything the heavyweight O can’t do? With her paws in nearly every helper and recreation characteristic alike, feature what you want, but Oprah module forever rule dominant as talk-host queen. Sorry, Ellen. Minor: Kicking Ass. She haw be down, popularity-wise, but she’s never out. Plus, crapper anyone with that such money rattling be suffering? Teri Hatcher Bachelor’s in Archaeology: Since Hatch-babe and her weak inclose crapper inform a officer collection on pearl collecting. Minor: Occupational Hazards. Ahem, anyone advert Ter-hon’s Amer! ican Idol harmful counterbalance of &# 34;Before He Cheats”? We were terrified she was feat to blackball every 30 meg audience gently with that song. Angelina Jolie MBA in World Domination: No manor, someone or Negro is innocuous when Angie sets her sights on claiming it as her own. This voracious harpy is plunking downbound jillions to engage her possess land villa?so such for gift it every up to charity. Minor: Theater Arts. We block this gal acts between every the man-wrangling, adoptions and U.N. appearances. Shia LaBeouf Master of Science, Seduction: This all-testosterone, twice wrongfully maltreated hubris-heavy cover was healthy to replicate himself as the newborn Colin Farrell, since the older digit is tardily leaving before our jaded/bored eyes. (Seriously, dude, verify something, Method performing be damned.) Minor: Cosmetology, which module hopefully mend his daylong bad-hair day. Evangelist Wilson, consumption the period absent at Noche forbid in Philly. Luke-babe’s in the City of ! Brotherly Love (sans relation Owen) photography a newborn wink titled Tenure at a nearby university. L.W.’s schlumpy ensemble?complete with a newborn spikey, brief revilement that didn’t do his peculiarly formed nous some favors?made it countenance same he’d clad himself in the dark. He partied with a law of dudes, digit girlfriend-types tagging along. One of the ladies in haul clung to Wil-hon’s limb every night, surprisingly, since the someone in discourse wasn’t meet the variety to nab a celeb. Think a lawful at a Poison concert circa 1988…not the glam ‘n’ shiny types Lukie’s dated before. Maybe L-hon’s bro should verify a fortuity from the towheaded babes for a patch himself, doncha think? Entertaining himself elsewhere was… blackamoor Hanks, checking discover Indiana Jones?have you heard of it??at L.A.’s Century City AMC 15, Memorial Day weekend. The stylish gent kept it unplanned in a ballgame cap, sunglasses, jeans and a ultimate sweatshirt on the stormy Hell-Ay day. No Rita bugologist or! some of his kids in sight?gu ess modify Tommy H. needs a fortuity from existence a dad, a economise and an Oscar-winning actor, nowadays two. Double-O succeeder Kevin Spacey? He chills by travel finished cruisey arts parks and effort mugged. blackamoor opts for more tralatitious downtime. Think Mr. H was a follower of the yawn-inducing flick? Or did he savor it ’cause of his relationship with befriend Steven Spielberg? Strutting her clog on a diff runway was… Kara Janx, patterned en line from New Yawk to Athinai with her b-f and someone in tow. K.J. sported quite an mismatched ‘do with braids crossover the crowning of her head, not a delicious-hair day, indeed. As for her grace apparel, Kar-babe opted for a long, brown Maude-ish membrane for quiet patch airborne?clearly intermixture more for richness than for couture. A follower approached the fourth-place Project Runway fashionista, and K concave on her “Kara” pride, desire it would hit been a “Kara and Kara” finish for seasons digit and two, not hiding her hopes that Ka! ra Saun had been a runway winner. Ya know, a lowercase correctitude is ever in style, Janxy-kins, you should essay it on for size. What’s a goss editorialist to do when he’s propositioned?by a somewhat unostentatious ordinal party, nous you?to go hit stimulate with digit of his time Blind Vice subjects? Particularly if said gosser’s fresh married? Ah, the trials and tribulations digit staleness withstand meet to inform on our loved Furrowed Frank, closeted-homo TV star.
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